MICHAEL R. J. ROTH

Lyrics

Two for the Price of One
©1980 Michael R. J. Roth & Harri Wolf

Will you buy a winter coat at a bargain?
Can you beat the price on this Navajo rug?
The heat is on; this is the only one like it
under the sun.
And if you don't like it, two for the price of one.
If you don't like it, I'll sell you two for the price of one.

Anything you need, I'll sell it or buy it.
Others ask too much, and most of it's junk.
I know the good from the bad; I've handled everything
under the sun.
And if you don't like it, two for the price of one.
If you don't like it, I'll sell you two for the price of one.

Under the table, I've got a very hot item--
a cowboy hat, I'll even throw in a gun.
You ought to watch the heat, you can go crazy
under the sun.
And if you don't like it, two for the price of one.
If you don't like it, I'll sell you two for the price of one.

Here's a bayonet, it's genuine Army.
They sent it home to me with the rest of my son.
Here's a shot they took of him where he's grinning
under the sun.
And if you don't like it, two for the price of one.
If you don't like it, I'll sell you two for the price of one.

So will you buy a winter coat at a bargain?
Can you beat the price on this Navajo rug?
It might be gone, but I'll be here tomorrow
under the sun.
And if you don't like it, two for the price of one.
If you don't like it, I'll sell you two for the price of one.